You can pretty much bet on anything.
Following the AshleyMadison leak, where the personal information of 38 millions cheating assholes were exposed to the world, European betting site PaddyPower released odds on some of the potential victims of the hacktivist attack.
People who cheat are lowlifes, simple. The Ashley Madison leak has allowed the world to identify who should be punished. Leading PaddyPower’s list was a Premier League footballer, who turned up with 1/10 odds (-1000) to be named. They seem very confident, perhaps they have some inside information? They are all horny bastards, but I am not so sure they would need a website to pull some.
Next on the list is a British MP at 1/4 (-250), followed by a member of the British Royal Family at 5/6 (-120). Next as we enter underdog territory, is everyone’s favourite option: A Roman Catholic Cardinal at 2/1 (+200).
Finally, the last item is the biggest long-shot of them all. The Only Way Is Essex (abbreviated TOWIE) is a British sit-com. I am not from England so I have never heard of it, and even if I lived there I probably still would not give a shit. It seems like a prude show, leading to PaddyPower’s 7/1 (+700) line on one of them being named as AshleyMadison members.
And if betting on individual “people props” was not your cup of tea, you could also bet on the Grand Salami “Ashley Madison Fallout”. For a nice return of 6/1 (+600), you can wager if 2015 will break the record for the highest number of United Kingdom divorces. Humans have a strange obsession with ruining their marriages, and making their families hate them.
Get your tips in, lads. BUT just the tip.